Florida Fugee

Welcome to the website of Florida Joe, an Afrikaner now living in Florida, USA.

Be a hero.
Become a PATROIT*.

I tackle the tough job of exploring life in Florida for those across the globe wondering what it's like to live in a state where freedom hangs from trees like fruit, dripping sweet, saucy awesomeness onto your head as you whizz past below them on your ebike while eating a Big Mac, waving at the guy on his riding lawn mower and the gorgeous blonde wimmin zooming by in her Cybertruck.

Hang on a minute. I have to feed this flock of American eagles that have just landed on my shoulders. Prolly give them some mac and cheese.

While you're here, I'm gonna ask a favor. Become a PATROIT* by subbing to my YouTube channel.

Florida Joe

* I asked AI to create me a tongue-in-cheek patriotic poster for my brand, and it spelled patriot as patroit. I loved it so much I decided to make it part of my brand.